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i loved this!! 😂🤣

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IM SO GLAD! <3

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i need you to wipe your experience of my boneless over sauced wings from your memory……. they were cheaper and i took the path of least resistance. perhaps that says something about me. i dunno. but i can and will do better

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Rebuilding your image piece by piece but it's difficult.... :(

I believe in you

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Finally!!! Someone wants to have a real conversation!! I genuinely believe that if you’re afraid to eat a flat in front of people then you’re hesitant to explore life for all of its richness and complexity.

Also… is “not boneless, not boneless, not boneless” a reference to “not slytherin” from Harry Potter?👀

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I LIKE THIS TAKE. And actually, I’ve NEVER read Harry Potter but that’s hilarious. We love an accidental reference.

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I felt this on spiritual level.... *especially* how much meat remains on the bone... why are we wasting food here?! There is ñggas starving!! 😪

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I am still new to Substack but you just solidified yourself in my top 3 ‘stackers. 🤣

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AHHH THIS IS SUCH AN HONOR🫶🏾 Welcome to Substack!

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Love me my flat wings, however for me I get the occasional drum stick, about that chicken wing in your pocket can I eat it?

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Man... enjoy your flats. I wish you the best!

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I’m just imagining being approached by someone with a chicken wing in their pocket and immediately asking me to “eat it”. I think I wouldn’t even say anything, I’d just feel obligated because when else will a chicken wing ever be that monumental?

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LOL props to you for being adventurous & rolling with the bit! +100 points

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This is the most valid take I’ve ever read. Even has self critique. LOVE IT!

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Yooooo what?!?!? I was dying laughing reading this! Thanks for sharing. What does it say about me that I leave no meat and suck on the bone, yet I have so many unfinished projects in my head 😭

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Pocket can I eat it ^^^ not sure if I typed it all out sorry savoring the wing

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Sauce does NOT belong on wings. Sticky mess aside, why would I want my wings to taste like anything other than chicken?! Disrespectful tbh

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Yes kevin!!! Very responsible.

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