i need you to wipe your experience of my boneless over sauced wings from your memory……. they were cheaper and i took the path of least resistance. perhaps that says something about me. i dunno. but i can and will do better
Finally!!! Someone wants to have a real conversation!! I genuinely believe that if you’re afraid to eat a flat in front of people then you’re hesitant to explore life for all of its richness and complexity.
Also… is “not boneless, not boneless, not boneless” a reference to “not slytherin” from Harry Potter?👀
I’m just imagining being approached by someone with a chicken wing in their pocket and immediately asking me to “eat it”. I think I wouldn’t even say anything, I’d just feel obligated because when else will a chicken wing ever be that monumental?
Yooooo what?!?!? I was dying laughing reading this! Thanks for sharing. What does it say about me that I leave no meat and suck on the bone, yet I have so many unfinished projects in my head 😭
i loved this!! 😂🤣
IM SO GLAD! <3
i need you to wipe your experience of my boneless over sauced wings from your memory……. they were cheaper and i took the path of least resistance. perhaps that says something about me. i dunno. but i can and will do better
Rebuilding your image piece by piece but it's difficult.... :(
I believe in you
Finally!!! Someone wants to have a real conversation!! I genuinely believe that if you’re afraid to eat a flat in front of people then you’re hesitant to explore life for all of its richness and complexity.
Also… is “not boneless, not boneless, not boneless” a reference to “not slytherin” from Harry Potter?👀
I LIKE THIS TAKE. And actually, I’ve NEVER read Harry Potter but that’s hilarious. We love an accidental reference.
I felt this on spiritual level.... *especially* how much meat remains on the bone... why are we wasting food here?! There is ñggas starving!! 😪
I am still new to Substack but you just solidified yourself in my top 3 ‘stackers. 🤣
AHHH THIS IS SUCH AN HONOR🫶🏾 Welcome to Substack!
Love me my flat wings, however for me I get the occasional drum stick, about that chicken wing in your pocket can I eat it?
Man... enjoy your flats. I wish you the best!
I’m just imagining being approached by someone with a chicken wing in their pocket and immediately asking me to “eat it”. I think I wouldn’t even say anything, I’d just feel obligated because when else will a chicken wing ever be that monumental?
LOL props to you for being adventurous & rolling with the bit! +100 points
This is the most valid take I’ve ever read. Even has self critique. LOVE IT!
Yooooo what?!?!? I was dying laughing reading this! Thanks for sharing. What does it say about me that I leave no meat and suck on the bone, yet I have so many unfinished projects in my head 😭
Pocket can I eat it ^^^ not sure if I typed it all out sorry savoring the wing
Sauce does NOT belong on wings. Sticky mess aside, why would I want my wings to taste like anything other than chicken?! Disrespectful tbh
Yes kevin!!! Very responsible.