i need you to wipe your experience of my boneless over sauced wings from your memory……. they were cheaper and i took the path of least resistance. perhaps that says something about me. i dunno. but i can and will do better
What does it mean if I've eaten wings with knife and fork on numerous occasions? Mind you, still bone clean but 1000% less mess and usually with some rice. Also who da rass is eating a wing out a pocket? Now THAT's outta pocket. Fun read!
I can't BELIEVE I forgot to acknowledge fork&knifers!! Not gonna lie-- I've done the same😔 Especially with rice-- it's annoying having to pick up/put down the fork just to take a lil bite of chickennn. It might mean we're a little high-maintenance 😔😔 but I'll try not to read too much into it LOL.
Finally!!! Someone wants to have a real conversation!! I genuinely believe that if you’re afraid to eat a flat in front of people then you’re hesitant to explore life for all of its richness and complexity.
Also… is “not boneless, not boneless, not boneless” a reference to “not slytherin” from Harry Potter?👀
I’m just imagining being approached by someone with a chicken wing in their pocket and immediately asking me to “eat it”. I think I wouldn’t even say anything, I’d just feel obligated because when else will a chicken wing ever be that monumental?
Yooooo what?!?!? I was dying laughing reading this! Thanks for sharing. What does it say about me that I leave no meat and suck on the bone, yet I have so many unfinished projects in my head 😭
i loved this!! 😂🤣
IM SO GLAD! <3
i need you to wipe your experience of my boneless over sauced wings from your memory……. they were cheaper and i took the path of least resistance. perhaps that says something about me. i dunno. but i can and will do better
Rebuilding your image piece by piece but it's difficult.... :(
I believe in you
Read this while eating maple chipotle wings 🤭
What does it mean if I've eaten wings with knife and fork on numerous occasions? Mind you, still bone clean but 1000% less mess and usually with some rice. Also who da rass is eating a wing out a pocket? Now THAT's outta pocket. Fun read!
I can't BELIEVE I forgot to acknowledge fork&knifers!! Not gonna lie-- I've done the same😔 Especially with rice-- it's annoying having to pick up/put down the fork just to take a lil bite of chickennn. It might mean we're a little high-maintenance 😔😔 but I'll try not to read too much into it LOL.
This is brilliant and I can't say too much or risk revealing which categories I fall into lol
LOLLL thank you. & no worries-- we all have our pitfalls 😔
Finally!!! Someone wants to have a real conversation!! I genuinely believe that if you’re afraid to eat a flat in front of people then you’re hesitant to explore life for all of its richness and complexity.
Also… is “not boneless, not boneless, not boneless” a reference to “not slytherin” from Harry Potter?👀
I LIKE THIS TAKE. And actually, I’ve NEVER read Harry Potter but that’s hilarious. We love an accidental reference.
I felt this on spiritual level.... *especially* how much meat remains on the bone... why are we wasting food here?! There is ñggas starving!! 😪
I am still new to Substack but you just solidified yourself in my top 3 ‘stackers. 🤣
AHHH THIS IS SUCH AN HONOR🫶🏾 Welcome to Substack!
I’m just imagining being approached by someone with a chicken wing in their pocket and immediately asking me to “eat it”. I think I wouldn’t even say anything, I’d just feel obligated because when else will a chicken wing ever be that monumental?
LOL props to you for being adventurous & rolling with the bit! +100 points
i thoroughly enjoyed this!😂
This is the most valid take I’ve ever read. Even has self critique. LOVE IT!
Yooooo what?!?!? I was dying laughing reading this! Thanks for sharing. What does it say about me that I leave no meat and suck on the bone, yet I have so many unfinished projects in my head 😭
Sauce does NOT belong on wings. Sticky mess aside, why would I want my wings to taste like anything other than chicken?! Disrespectful tbh
Yes kevin!!! Very responsible.
Man... enjoy your flats. I wish you the best!